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Rita Rudner At The Clark Center

“Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love…but I’d stepped in it a few times!”

“I love being married: it’s so great to find that one, special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

-Rita Rudner

Sophisticated. Insightful. Hilarious. Rita is all of those things, with a closet full of stunning outfits to back her up. After dancing in the chorus lines of hit musicals on Broadway, Rita Rudner discovered the world of stand-up comedy, and moved on to creating her distinctive style in comedy clubs all across the country. Next came appearances on the Tonight Show, Late Night with David Letterman, her own HBO comedy specials and more, as Rita became one of America’s First Ladies of stand-up.

Join the fun at the Clark Center, for a night of laughs delivered by one of the best comedians in show business.Over a 12-year run and over 2,000 shows, Rita has sold one and a half million tickets and has become the longest-running solo comedy show in the history of Las Vegas.

Reserved Seating: Gold: $54 Silver: $49, Bronze: $44

You can buy your tickets here

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